..and another version

What can I say? I have a thing for kazoo solos...

I like this..

And if you haven't seen the movie this song was taken from I highly recommend it - The Triplets of Belleville...

3 random pics that sum up my weekend

Fri:



The Goods, watching a game of Risk unfold, cocktails made with basil.


Sat:



South Jersey trip, Cold Souls...


Sun:



Best not to talk about it...

Hitler learns his car is stolen

Megan Fox? In a Star Wars shirt? *sigh*

See this film.

Minesweeper

Douchebag of the week

The Geico gecko... Why do insurance companies insist on annoying mascots?

RIP

Ted Kennedy

random

5 random pics that sum up my weekend

Thurs:



Dinner at Dirt Candy, drinks at Pyramid

Fri:



Goodbyes to Miss Alex, 5 hours in the airport waiting to go to Ohio.

Sat:



We got a German wants to die for country. Oblige him.

Sun:



My mom was surprised at her party, the party was amazing. M.I.A.'s Paper Planes is a fantastic song, but it's even better if a stripper is whispering the lyrics to you as she nibbles your ear.

Mon:



"It's not a salmon colored shirt!!" suuuuuuuuuuuure Sean..

buono viaggio Miss Alex

Douchebag of the week

Kate Gosselin

a thing that annoys me

men who wear scarves in the summer

All I want to do this weekend..

is see this movie

This cracked me up

..and I'm not even a gamer

Auto-tune the news

Funny or not, you have to admit it's creative.. and surprsingly catchy. I've been humming this in my head for hours..

random library book time

I love that it's called a "handbook for teachers"

3 random pics that sum up my weekend

Fri:



Spending hours feeling like a drowned rat after "falling" into an inflatable pool to amuse a 4 year old.. hepatitis F

Sat:



GI Joe, Village Gourmet, Mexican Bdays in bodegas at 5 AM, Sunrise walk to Port Authority, I low you...


Sun:



But it wasn't the movie, cuban food, wine, cupcakes..

RIP

Les Paul

Douchebag of the week

Dennis Miller - from sarcastic SNL fake news host to republican tool...

nerd video day pt 3

EXCLUSIVE Dark Knight Deleted Scene from Aziz Ansari

What can I say? Aziz Ansari rocks.

nerd video day pt 2

Watchmen Tour with Malin Akerman from Malin Akerman

Pull your pants down nerd! And make me a sandwich.

nerd video day pt 1

The Ballad of G.I. Joe from Olivia Wilde

Ok this video is pretty damn funny. And check out this cast list:

• Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye
• Billy Crudup as Zartan
• Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job
• Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender
• Vinnie Jones as Destro
• Joey Kern as Tomax and Xamot
• Chuck Liddell as Gung Ho
• Julianne Moore as Scarlett
• Henry Rollins as Duke
• Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck
• Olivia Wilde as The Baroness

One more for Sunday

Do you do spoken word?

3 random pics that sum up my weekend

Fri:



Watching Penn and Teller's Bullshit.. Chilling out.

Sat:



Lost then recovered cell phones, free taxi rides, What can be seen can't be unseen..

Sun:



Shitty art, shopping carts in the middle of the road, good juke box choices..

500 Days of Summer

RIP

John Hughes.. Every child of the 80s has to be a little sad at this news..

.. And while we're at it..

I want Megan Fox too, but I somehow think the T-shirt will be easier...

I want this

it says:

Knowing 50%
Red lasers 25%
Blue lasers 25%

heh heh heh

I think..

that having a character like The Baroness around when I was a kid is why I like dark haired women.. and the sexy librarian look..

Random

Brilliant ad

This show has been out a while. And it's pretty good. But what I really want to talk about is this ad. It's exceptional. It says so much with so little. Ok first you have the pill as the letter i in "Jackie", obviously this character has a pill problem. Then you have edie Falco holding the syringe in her hand like a middle finger. Obviously this nurse has attitude, while the smile on her face says she's also a good person. The the tag line. Life is full of little pricks. This means 1) little dicks 2) pricks as in the asshole people you have to deal with every day 3) the hardhships that life can "stick" you with. This one little ad sums up the show beautifully while not giving too much away. The folks who designed this deserve an award.

Douchebag of the week

Tori and Dean.. By request. I know I made Tori DoW before, but the two of them are even worse. And while we are at it, fuck their kids too. Yeah I said it. I'm a bitter bastard.

A few videos from All Points West

Vampire Weekend



Jay -Z covering "No Sleep Til Brooklyn"



Gogol Bordello.. I LOVE these guys...



Kool Kieth - "Blue Flowers" Fuck it he's dead.. Oh shit! there's a horse in the hospital.. and yes that's Ice- T.. I was in the front row.



Elbow.. These guys suprised me. I liked them a lot



MGMT - Time to Pretend




Coldplay - Covering "Fight For Your Right To Party" Beatie Boys had to cancel so there was a lot of tributes..



Tool - "Aenima". My favorite Tool song.
Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all these gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes.
Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory.
Fuck smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional, insecure actresses.



Yeah Yeah Yeahs "Maps" - they don't love you like I love you...



My Bloody Valentine - The sound of this video does not do this band justice. By far one of the heaviest bands I have ever seen. The wall of nosie this band created Sat night sounded like a plane crash.



Echo and the Bunnymen covering Lou Reed and "In the Midnight Hour".. sweet. Right before this they covered The Doors..



Crystal Castles "Air War". This guy in the band is a douche bag apparently.



Neko Case. I love her voice.

3 random pics that sum up my weekend

ALL POINTS WEST FESTIVAL!


Fri:



Vampire Weekend.. And rain.. and mud

Sat:



Gogol Boedello.. meeting Neke Case.. Kool Kieth actually showing up for a gig

Sun:



MGMT.. more mud..